Droppin’ The Hammer

“love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving”


Lets not dance around the issue.  One year ago today I slit a turkey’s throat, scalded it in hot water, used some low tech machinery to get its feathers off, cleaned it, took it home, and I [...]

A prelude to murder most fowl

A few facts for you.

1) MT is a metric ton, or 1000 kg or 2204.623 pounds.  A “metric fuckton” is a part of speech without any real measurement value.  For some refrence, here are things which weigh 1 ton: An Audi TT or a cow.   Detonate 1 tonne of TNT generates 4.184 gigajoules of power. [...]