Comments for I Kill it, and Eat it http://www.ikillit.com Justifying my Omnivore Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:47:36 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Comment on Day 216: Backwards Pescetarianism by Bill Maxwell http://www.ikillit.com/?p=36&cpage=1#comment-93 Bill Maxwell Thu, 04 Mar 2010 01:47:36 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=36#comment-93 Still remember when my buddy Keeper went scuba diving off near the piers and came back with a truck bed of fresh scallops. We shucked them, ate about 1/2 of them raw and pulsing out of the shells and froze the rest for a -- you might have guessed it -- fried in butter & garlic delight. :) Ah... I can taste them right now. Yum. Still remember when my buddy Keeper went scuba diving off near the piers and came back with a truck bed of fresh scallops. We shucked them, ate about 1/2 of them raw and pulsing out of the shells and froze the rest for a — you might have guessed it — fried in butter & garlic delight. :) Ah… I can taste them right now. Yum.

]]> Comment on Day 4: Meatpushers by Terry Hillen http://www.ikillit.com/?p=11&cpage=1#comment-61 Terry Hillen Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:29:21 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=11#comment-61 As your father I can clearly say, "I never beat you". Though the insipid beating-the-chicken-like-your-father-beat-you comment clearly implies to the uninitiated reader that you were beaten by your father. I suggest that you may now eat language since you have clearly killed it. Furthermore, this comment really pisses me off. I say this because I feel I have been cheated. You presented a plethora of opportunity for delivering well deserved beatings, a veritable plague of opportunities if you will, yet I delivered none. It seems to me that if I am going to get blamed, even falsely, then I should have reaped the satisfaction of delivering repeated, sound beatings. I would like a do over on that. As your father I can clearly say, “I never beat you”. Though the insipid beating-the-chicken-like-your-father-beat-you comment clearly implies to the uninitiated reader that you were beaten by your father. I suggest that you may now eat language since you have clearly killed it. Furthermore, this comment really pisses me off. I say this because I feel I have been cheated. You presented a plethora of opportunity for delivering well deserved beatings, a veritable plague of opportunities if you will, yet I delivered none. It seems to me that if I am going to get blamed, even falsely, then I should have reaped the satisfaction of delivering repeated, sound beatings. I would like a do over on that.

]]> Comment on Day 29: Weak Crab Knock by NEPHANDI http://www.ikillit.com/?p=28&cpage=1#comment-30 NEPHANDI Thu, 09 Jul 2009 03:10:57 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=28#comment-30 Crabs are just null-gravity waterborne bugs.... Crabs are just null-gravity waterborne bugs….

]]> Comment on Day 22: Premature Mastication by Cody http://www.ikillit.com/?p=26&cpage=1#comment-17 Cody Tue, 16 Jun 2009 07:38:05 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=26#comment-17 Dude whacking it gently on a board = not going to do it. Be a man and kill that shit! Dude whacking it gently on a board = not going to do it. Be a man and kill that shit!

]]> Comment on Day 13: Blood in the Water by Kelly Brown http://www.ikillit.com/?p=18&cpage=1#comment-16 Kelly Brown Fri, 12 Jun 2009 22:54:24 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=18#comment-16 Hi, interest post. I'll write you later about few questions! Hi, interest post. I’ll write you later about few questions!

]]> Comment on Day 13: Blood in the Water by Jon http://www.ikillit.com/?p=18&cpage=1#comment-15 Jon Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:14:38 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=18#comment-15 First of all... If you really want to go to Target and see someone smile, Go with your sister... She freaks out over target... Ear to ear smile throughout the entire experience... EVERY TIME. Secondly, I wasnt looking at your nipples but rather your random "Fishing Glove." They don't sell those things in pairs? Freaking weirdo. Looks like you're trying to kidnap the fish. And finally... I'm awesome. First of all… If you really want to go to Target and see someone smile, Go with your sister… She freaks out over target… Ear to ear smile throughout the entire experience… EVERY TIME.

Secondly, I wasnt looking at your nipples but rather your random “Fishing Glove.” They don’t sell those things in pairs? Freaking weirdo. Looks like you’re trying to kidnap the fish.

And finally… I’m awesome.

]]> Comment on Day 4: Meatpushers by Jon http://www.ikillit.com/?p=11&cpage=1#comment-12 Jon Fri, 05 Jun 2009 21:05:02 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=11#comment-12 Definitely wait to eat eggs till you kill the chicken... Not for moral or health reasons but because i think eating an animals byproducts but not eating the animal is a little bullshit... to me its like, "well, i'll just eat this chicken wing because they kept the chicken alive to live a long fruitful wingless life." Would you think twice if the chicken gave it's life when it laid eggs? even though an egg isn't the same as a chicken breast it's still something that once was a part of the chicken. It's made of chicken. An egg, fertile or no is still chicken to me... its just delicious breakfast scrambled chicken. YUMM! Definitely wait to eat eggs till you kill the chicken… Not for moral or health reasons but because i think eating an animals byproducts but not eating the animal is a little bullshit… to me its like, “well, i’ll just eat this chicken wing because they kept the chicken alive to live a long fruitful wingless life.” Would you think twice if the chicken gave it’s life when it laid eggs? even though an egg isn’t the same as a chicken breast it’s still something that once was a part of the chicken. It’s made of chicken. An egg, fertile or no is still chicken to me… its just delicious breakfast scrambled chicken. YUMM!

]]> Comment on Day 8: Vegivore-urism, and unwanted sexual advances by sissy http://www.ikillit.com/?p=15&cpage=1#comment-11 sissy Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:40:37 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=15#comment-11 so really i wont go full throttle into all of the arguments as to why drinking milk is almost nearly as horrifying as eating meat, but should you find yourself in search of a new challenge at the end of i-kill-it-09, i recommend you investigate the horror that is the dairy market. you can get started in your new non-dairy life here: http://www.godairyfree.org/ achem... besides that, you should do yourself two favors if you are still seeking vegi-burritos (and who isn't). 1) Chipotle veggie fajita bowl. 2) Hugo's Tacos... all organic + lots of veggie options + so delicious + horchata = done. so really i wont go full throttle into all of the arguments as to why drinking milk is almost nearly as horrifying as eating meat, but should you find yourself in search of a new challenge at the end of i-kill-it-09, i recommend you investigate the horror that is the dairy market. you can get started in your new non-dairy life here: http://www.godairyfree.org/

achem…

besides that, you should do yourself two favors if you are still seeking vegi-burritos (and who isn’t).

1) Chipotle veggie fajita bowl.

2) Hugo’s Tacos… all organic + lots of veggie options + so delicious + horchata = done.

]]> Comment on Day 4: Meatpushers by sissy http://www.ikillit.com/?p=11&cpage=1#comment-10 sissy Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:26:56 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=11#comment-10 also, that beef jerky smelled so good even i wanted some. also, that beef jerky smelled so good even i wanted some.

]]> Comment on Day 4: Meatpushers by sissy http://www.ikillit.com/?p=11&cpage=1#comment-9 sissy Wed, 03 Jun 2009 05:25:45 +0000 http://www.ikillit.com/?p=11#comment-9 I believe its way too easy to be a fat vegetarian, and even worse if you meet a vegan you can almost guarantee they're walking around with extra lbs... why you ask? because unless you do like your friend Niel suggested and substitute everything under the sun with soy-product (or you get heavy into legumes) then you are either eating fruits and veg all day or youre eating gluten. And forget about eating out. If you're a veggie or a vegan and you try to eat in social situations, good luck, you're usually pretty much only left with bread options... especially if you're in the midwest. I believe its way too easy to be a fat vegetarian, and even worse if you meet a vegan you can almost guarantee they’re walking around with extra lbs… why you ask? because unless you do like your friend Niel suggested and substitute everything under the sun with soy-product (or you get heavy into legumes) then you are either eating fruits and veg all day or youre eating gluten. And forget about eating out. If you’re a veggie or a vegan and you try to eat in social situations, good luck, you’re usually pretty much only left with bread options… especially if you’re in the midwest.

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